Ahoy-Hoy by Jenny Stafford

Ahoy-Hoy by Jenny Stafford

October 29 - November 29, 2026 See All Dates
Urbanite Theatre
1487 Second St, Sarasota, FL +19413211397

A Play About That Relatable Feeling When Someone Else Invents the Telephone Three Hours Before You Do.  

It’s 1876  and also, right now.  Elisha Gray is  this  close to inventing the telephone.  He’s  brilliant, anxious, and ready to make history… if Alexander Graham Bell  doesn’t  beat him to it. Spoiler:  he  kind of does. Two oversized egos. One telephone. A battle of beards and bell tones.  AHOY-HOY  is a deliriously unhinged, unapologetic sprint through American ambition, innovation, and the absurd quest for legacy. History has never been this  ridiculous  or this fun. 

SHOWTIMES:
WEDNESDAYS AT 2:00pm & 7:30pm
THURSDAYS, FRIDAYS & SATURDAYS AT 7:30pm
SUNDAYS AT 2:00pm

SPECIAL PERFORMANCES:
Thursday, October 29, 2026 @ 7:30PM - Preview Performance
Saturday, October 31, 2026 @ 2:00PM
Tuesday, November 24, 2026 @ 7:30pm
Saturday, November 28, 2028 @ 2:00pm

*Thursday performances are part of our Talkback Thursday series. Talkbacks are moderated discussions with the cast that take place after the performance, offering audiences an opportunity to ask questions and learn more about the show.

TICKETS:
STANDARD TICKETS: $52
UNDER 40** TICKETS: $32
STUDENT** TICKETS: $5

**Must present valid ID.

Details

All Dates

Sunday, November 08, 2026
Wednesday, November 11, 2026
Thursday, November 12, 2026
Friday, November 13, 2026
Saturday, November 14, 2026
Sunday, November 15, 2026
Wednesday, November 18, 2026
Thursday, November 19, 2026
Friday, November 20, 2026
Saturday, November 21, 2026
Sunday, November 22, 2026
Wednesday, November 25, 2026
Thursday, November 26, 2026
Friday, November 27, 2026
Saturday, November 28, 2026
Sunday, November 29, 2026
Ahoy-Hoy by Jenny Stafford
Ahoy-Hoy by Jenny Stafford